The Most Stupid Man On Earth

There was a flood in a village. One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"

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The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"

"No" replied the man. God will save me!

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The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.

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A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help." No, God will save me!" he said.

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Eventually he died by drowning.

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He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?"

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God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"