Come Home Early Honey

A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

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"Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out :'Is that you, Jim ?' And that cured him."

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"Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how ?"

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The neighbour replied, "His name is Bill."