Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?'"
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"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "I've buried him."The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
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