While leading a party of Girl Scouts through the woods in silent Indian fashion, the troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in an indecent act.
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"Back ladies, back!" cried the leader. "There's a very dangerous beast out there!"
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But it was too late. Several of the girls had more or less seen it all. They asked their leader what was happening.
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"Well, if you must know, that man and woman were practicing a brand new form of artificial respiration."
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"Wow!" exclaimed the oldest of the group. "I know which merit badge I'm gonna try for next."
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