Car Accident

A woman and a man got into a really bad car accident.

Both cars are totaled, but luckily no one was hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said,

"Wow, just look at our cars! They are destroyed.

Fortunately, we aren't hurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meet

and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely.

This must be a sign from God! " The woman continued,

"And look at this, here's another miracle....

My car is completely ruined but this bottle of wine didn't break.

It's a sign that God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she handed the bottle to the man.

The man agreed, opened the bottle and drank half,

and then handed it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on,

and handed it back to the man.

The man asked, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replied, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police"