A girl asks her boyfriend to come overFriday night and have dinner with herparents. Since this is such a bigevent, the girl announces to herboyfriend that after dinner, she wouldlike to go out and make love for thefirst time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he hasnever had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boyfor about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know aboutcondoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asksthe boy how many condoms he'd like tobuy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or familypack. The boy insists on the familypack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first timeand all.
That night, the boy shows up at thegirl's parents house and meets hisgirlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,come on in!"The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quicklyoffers to say grace and bows his head.A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with hishead down, the girlfriend leans overand whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."The boy turns, and whispers back, "Ihad no idea your father was apharmacist."
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